I am not a tourist!
Loooook! I've got a TRIPOD!
That makes me a PHOTOGRAPHER! Right?
Not a tourist. OK?
I take pictures of poor people, and sell them to rich people, because rich people like to look at photographs of poor people - it makes them feel better.
Don't confuse me with a paparazzo, who takes pictures of rich people and sells them to poor people, because poor people like to look at photographs of rich people - it makes them feel better.
Here are some poor people, yesterday.