Mr Justice Cocklecarrot: Now M. Chirac, you stand accused of - err, let me see... - ah yes, being a French President. A more serious crime than which it is difficult to imagine. Avez-vous, if you'll pardon the expression, quelque chose a dire in your defence?
Chirac: Sacre bleu! Eez zat any way to address an 'Ead of State?
Cocklecarrot: I will remind the defendant that he is no longer an 'Ead of State. 'E is now a drittsek*.
*Drittsek is the only word of Danish I know, and quite possibly the only one worth knowing. A Danish politican once called John Selwyn Gummer (peace be upon him) one, but it was a long time ago.