Friday, March 17, 2006

Can I share this with you? (karmic pizza)

A Buddhist walks into a pizzeria and says to the waiter -

"Make me one with everything."

[Yes, I had to quadruple-take that one too.]

[Thanks to S.G. for the forward.]


  1. But that isn't it.

    The hotdog vendor passes the monk a hotdog.

    "$2," he says. The monk passes him a $10 bill and waits for his change. He waits and waits.

    "I gave you $10," says the monk.

    "But change comes only from within."

    Great, inspirational blog!

  2. A Priest, a Rabbi, Santa Claus and a Buddhist Monk walk into a bar.

    The bartender looks up and says; "This is a joke, isn't it?"