Rumour has it that the world's worst radio show, Veg Talk, potato blight of Radio 4, is to be taken off the air.
As soon as that happens, I will stop dallying in Zhongdian, and make haste homewards.
Home Truths is going too, I hear - but post-Peel perhaps it is not worth saving.
As for the frumpous jounced up by folk about the proposal not to broadcast British folk songs at 5.30 in the morning.... since it's the same every day, it would not be that hard to record it (I'm sure the BBC could provide a free download) and find an alarm clock that will play it for you. Maybe it's available as a ringtone?