Saturday, January 28, 2006

Caption competition

The other day I tried on my cold-weather clothing for the first time. This was the result:



Captions are needed - add yours using the comment link below.

To get you started, C.W. of Surrey suggests:

"Osama bin Laden joins the Staines massive."

Beat that and many maidens in paradise await you.
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10 comments:

  1. Anonymous28 January, 2006 19:38

    isn't it spelt 'massif'?

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  2. Anonymous28 January, 2006 20:29

    Ma-assif it's spelt like that, more like Masssii-v that a more staines dialect I think but then I live in sur-y.

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  3. Anonymous29 January, 2006 04:39

    Not sure that Staines is really mountainous enough to have a massif.

    Wikipedia, surely the authority on this and all other subjects, spells it "Massiv".

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  4. Anonymous29 January, 2006 17:51

    Large Licqourice Allsort spotted cycling through China

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  5. Anonymous30 January, 2006 10:34

    Waspie, if thats cold weather cycling gear, then I suggest you keep close to the tropics. Whats with the loss of your fingers?.. three in total...I think.

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  6. Anonymous30 January, 2006 12:56

    'odd cyclist wears jacket'

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  7. Anonymous30 January, 2006 18:41

    Well Staines may not have a massive, massif but there is a bit of a burm (small mound) in runneymede meadows where the Magna Carter was famously signed just after lunch so making a remarkable document signed 1215 at 12.15 (not a lot of people know that)

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  8. Anonymous05 February, 2006 04:51

    'BUYYAKASCHA' (i am pretty sure that i mispelled Ali G's expression ---- my sincere apologies for this)

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  9. Anonymous07 February, 2006 17:03

    "Is it cos I is Black?" who was that fool on the TV that did the worst ever impression of Ali G.? Perhaps Ed should go for the Borat Look next!!! that would be ace

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  10. a blogger16 February, 2006 12:50

    STOP! We have run out of maidens!


    [As a Danish cartoonist recently observed - at some to cost life, the universe, and everything.]

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