Instead of worrying about my frost-nipped buttocks, why not....
...grab ahold of Mr Blair, Mr Cameron, and whoever leads the other lot these days and smash their heads together and keep smashing them together until they stand up before Parliament, Queen and Country and say:
"We the leaders of the three main parties in Britain commit to a joint policy of cutting Britain's annual climate-changing gas emissions by 5% in the next 12 months, counting from tomorrow, and by 50% in the next 7 years.
"These reductions are both necessary and possible.
"These targets can be met without lowering the quality of life of the British people.
"And they can be met without overall harm to the British economy.
"The technology needed to achieve these targets is available. By introducing these targets, the technology will become affordable.
"Britain will take these steps unilaterally and immediately. Other countries, sooner or later, will follow suit.
"We will enjoy the advantage of being the first mover towards creating a genuinely sustainable economy.
"Individuals, businesses, and government will all need to make adjustments to meet these targets. We will provide the assistance necessary to make sure that these adjustments can be made painlessly.
"If we do not take these steps, Golmud's height above mean sea level will decrease by several metres, and its average winter temperature will no longer drop below -240 degrees Kelvin.
"Edward Genochio's attempt to cycle to the place will thereby become no more of a challenge than a springtime stroll in Trondheim Botanical Gardens, something that even PG might contemplate undertaking if he had a decent tent."